Office Udder

We know what you’re thinking… A workplace fidget toy that’s shaped like a miniature cow boob – that’s gonna land you in HR quicker than you can say suspended without pay!

But hold your horses (or cows?). The silicone suction cup ensures the Office Udder stays solid no matter what you put it through. A tug, a pull, a squeeze – this sucker ain’t going anywhere.

So next time your boss is milking you for a deadline, reach out and let the satisfyingly squeezable silicone ease your executive stress. No one will ever know 😉